|At least one piano player
has tried to lure Nessie with pleasant tunes. But when the media
were watching, she didn't respond. Music is supposed to sooth the
savage beast. Either Nessie isn't savage, or no one has yet found
music she finds irresistable. Then again, maybe when she's calm, she
stays down at the bottom of her lake in her grotto. Sound travels
much better through water than it does through air, so she could hear
music anywhere in the lake.